Monday, 28 April 2025

REVIEW: HAVOC


3.5/5

Police Raid

107 Mins. Starring: Tom Hardy, Jessie Mei Li, Justin Cornwell, Quelin Sepulveda, Luis Guzmán, Yeo Yann Yann, Timothy Olyphant & Forest Whitaker. Screenplay: Gareth Evans. Director: Gareth Evans. On: Netflix.

Wreaking 'Havoc' on Netflix, Tom Hardy is the latest big-name Hollywood (by way of the UK) star to get an action-movie extraction, like Chris Hemsworth, on the world's most famous and successful streaming service. A pretty decent, yet brutal bloodbath that would have made a blockbuster for the big-screen, this is one big picture for smartphone screens that you should catch before its lost in the swipe shuffle of new seasons of 'Stranger Things', 'Wednesday' and the 'Squid Game 3' conclusion (see Ryan Gosling in 'The Grey Man'...I mean, really, see it). Armed with the writing and direction of Gareth Evans of 'The Raid' and 'The Raid 2' game-changing fame, 'Havoc', on Netflix, is cocked and loaded with outstanding one-shots of establishing sequences throughout the city, all before Hardy goes hard, brandishing a blunderbuss.

It may be called 'Havoc', but this is no urban movie about one half of the dirtiest of New Yorkers when it comes to hip-hop heavyweights (Rest Peacefully, Prodigy). Yet, this survival of the fittest still mobs deep with gang related affiliations. Hardy plays a crooked cop gone rogue against the rest of his bent boys in blue. All as triads and narcs get involved after a high speed chase with stolen washing machines (WHAT?!) that were used to spin shipments of cocaine (oh right...WHAT?!) goes "throw everything except the kitchen sink" at the cops wrong. Meanwhile, the great Forest Whitaker is running for mayor with a campaign tha...OK, OK, when do we get to all that amazing action that has become Evans' epic cinematic calling card? Let's be plot patient, because after the set-up, when we do. It's blistering and relentless, as bullets fly like F-bombs and more shell casings are dropped than bad credit notes at your local electrical appliance centre.

Hardy is back to his classic, cantankerous, reluctant action hero best. The 'Legend', who is currently also serving time in 'MobLand' with Pierce Brosnan on Paramount +, is an actor of 'Lawless', 'Locke' and 'Bronson' brilliance. But here, the Bane of 'The Dark Knight' gets to let loose and have fun, like he did in Marvel and Sony's 'Venom' franchise. This really means war, though, for the 'Mad Max: Fury Road' versatile star of Christopher Nolan films ('Inception', 'Dunkirk'). Arm in arm against an all-star meets all bringing it cast, headlined by a villainous Timothy Olyphant (still not topping being the ultimate one in 'Live Free Or Die Hard') and Malaysian legend Yeo Yann Yann. Young and in love Justin Cornwell and Quelin Sepulveda, not to mention the great Luis Guzmán, all impress. Yet it's 'Shadow and Bone' star Jessie Mei Li who really is the best as a young, good, beat cop (think Robin in 'The Dark Knight Rises'). Sure, this movie may be empty action calories, but it's still a great Friday night fill and thrill. Cop it! TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Haywire', 'Rebel Ridge', 'The Raid'.

Wednesday, 23 April 2025

TV REVIEW: THE SIMPSONS - YELLOW PLANET


3.5/5

Evergreen Forest

23 Mins. Starring: Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer & Pamela Hayden with special guest star, Hugh Bonneville. Screenplay: J. Stewart Burns. Director: Timothy Bailey. Created By: Matt Groening. On: Disney +.

Near where I live, there's a car showroom, and above all the metal and chrome is a several story large neon sign that reads..."turn off all your lights for Earth Day!" I know right?! At least its heart is in the right place...even if its plug socket isn't. Disney Plus really has it down, even over the most successful streaming service that is Netflix. Between their Marble (Marvel) and Cosmic Wars (Star Wars) shows, they keep subscribers and streamers (not the annoying kind) as shows like 'Daredevil: Born Again' and Season 2 of 'Andor' (and last night's three episode premiere) pass the baton. Like Hulu, Mickey even has a side deal with National Geographic. That's why we now have shows like David Blaine's global magic spanning 'Do Not Attempt' that you should really try (watching...for the love of God, just watching) at home.

'The Simpsons' have been getting in on the act too since their heads were in the clouds with their Disney deal, as they now have more seasons than the UK in a day. There's the Marvel and Star Wars shorts to celebrate the shows, NFL games, Christmas specials like Halloween ones, and now special episodes, featuring Derren Brown and even a young Monty Burns played by Joseph Gordon-Levitt for a Jules Verne meets Vin Diesel furious race through time. But now you get to see the yellow family like you've never seen them before in J. Stewart Burns and Timothy Bailey's 'Yellow Planet', its very own Nat Geo spoof. Feeling like an extended version of the already epic and classic couch gag of the evolution (and then devolution) of man...and Moe. Homer Erectus...haha! These are don't cut the treehouse down or there will be terror like short stories of lizards, narwhals and birds. Oh, my!

No, that's not the iconic Dave Attenborough (if only), but 'Downton Abbey's' very own Hugh Bonneville stepping in as spoofed narrator, whispering his way through this nature show of the "dregs" of Planet Earth's society, all as he meets another reliable narrator who likes to march with those that flock in tuxedos like Mr. Popper. This mockumentary sees the residents of Springfield as all kinds of animals that probably wouldn't be let on the arc, two-by-two. Whether it be the whale sized Homer with just as much blubber, Lisa pecking away at things again and Snake as well...an actual snake, dude! But wait until the comic-book guy gives you his take on this amazing adaptation from Matt Groening and friends of the earth. It's all in the name of a good cause and a fitting tribute to the retiring Pamela Hayden. The iconic voice of the likes of Milhouse, Rod Flanders and Jimbo Jones. And you thought Nancy Cartwright had talent as Bart (of course she does). It won't be the same without Hayden, who hasn't lost a step since her 'Simpsons Roasting On An Open Fire' debuts, despite playing prepubescent boys for decades. This one's for you, Pamela. And the world as we knew it. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'The Simpsons: The Past And The Furious', 'The Simpsons: O C'Mon All Ye Faithful', 'The Simpsons: Funday Football'.

Thursday, 17 April 2025

REVIEW: A REAL PAIN


4/5

My Cousin's Keeper

90 Mins. Starring: Jesse Eisenberg, Kieran Culkin, Will Sharpe, Jennifer Grey, Kurt Egyiawan, Liza Sadovy & Daniel Oreskes. Screenplay: Jesse Eisenberg. Director: Jesse Eisenberg. On: Hulu & Disney +.

It's 'A Real Pain' when a movie gets no, or in this case, half the attention it deserves at the Oscars. With all due respect to the Academy Awards and the brilliant 'Brutalist' and 'Anora' big-winners. It's been an incredible, 'Conclave' of compelling movies, this year, despite the drama ('Emilia Perez') and some movies going home undeservedly empty-handed (the 'Sing Sing' best of the bunch). But I get it, you can't honour every movie (was the 'Forrest Gump' reunion of 'Here' really that bad?), a nomination is an incredible thing it itself. But that's the point. I'm sorry, Pedro Pascal, you're truly fantastic, but 'Succession' star Kieran Culkin deserves every glint of the gold of his Best Supporting Actor Academy Award, especially for his "baby number four", best in show speech, that we could never play off with music. This won't be the accomplished actor's last rodeo. But where's the love for the great Jesse Eisenberg? Sure, 'The Social Network' star did receive a BAFTA for Best Original Screenplay, but the 'A Real Pain' director and star brings it in all areas like when Bradley Cooper showed us 'A Star Is Born'.

Perhaps, Culkin is just Eisenberg's Gaga. Despite the fact that this act is one on 'The Double', like the indie hit for the former Lex Luthor. Your new Harley Quinn would probably love the shirt, braces and glasses combo Kieran rocked as a kid, alongside his brother Macaulay Culkin (he's the one next up for a major career redefining role) in 'Home Alone' alongside all that milk and cheese pizza which still looks like the best pie we've never tasted. Culkin is crazy compelling and courageous as a conflicted cousin who would rather use his charisma to charm himself out of conflict. There's a lot going on here as we lay down our stones, and Kieran isn't afraid to get brutally honest, either...or he just may not know any other way to be. As for Jesse, he's holding way too much in. And even when it all comes out on the dinner table, or like a Fresh Prince, it comes laced with apologies and even more anxiety. Both cousins, who feel more like brothers, but let's not dismiss that side of the family as not being close, struggle with their odd couple mix of no filter and shyness in the shade. Exactly what makes this movie so great and such a double-act.

Now, if you think this road dramedy with a brilliant bookend is going to finish up like the legendary 'Planes, Trains and Automobiles', think again. 'The Farewell' of this 'Little Miss Sunshine' or 'The Darjeeling Limited' road-trip is not like the 'Due Date' that was inspired by John Candy and Steve Martin...but these two may be just as funny as them both. And sweet and sincere too. 'A Real Pain' is a pilgrimage to Poland in honour of their late grandmother. And on this Jewish heritage tour, they meet even more characters. The great Jennifer Grey of 'Ferris Buellers Day Off' and 'Dirty Dancing', absolutely incredible here. Will Sharpe's even sharper take on a beautifully bumbling British tour guide. The sincere Kurt Egyiawan, kindly Liza Sadovy and her lovely husband Daniel Oreskes. They all matter. Especially in a lovely moment when they turn a war memorial into a fun celebration of spirit, without a trace of mean spirited disrespect. You'll need this levity, as the moments in the concentration camps will hit you harder than anything aside from actually being there. Especially when you realize that seemingly teasing sky blue is no paint. 'A Real Pain' takes is out of us, yet it takes all our pain and turns it into something beautiful. Understanding. Something shared, like family. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'The Farewell', 'The Darjeeling Limited'. 'Little Miss Sunshine'.

Wednesday, 16 April 2025

TV REVIEW: DAREDEVIL: BORN AGAIN - Season 1


4/5

Born To Run 

9 Episodes. Starring: Charlie Cox, Vincent D'Onofrio, Margarita Levieva, Deborah Ann Woll, Elden Henson, Wilson Bethel, Zabryna Guevara, Nikki M. James, Genneya Walton, Arty Froushan, Clark Johnson, Ruibo Qian, Michael Gandolfini, Ayelet Zurer, Kamar de los Reyes & Jon Bernthal. Created By: Dario Scardapane, Matt Corman & Chris Ord. On: Disney +. 

Reborn this way, 'Daredevil' may have gone Disney with 'Born Again' season one on the Plus streaming service, but this isn't some random fall out of the sky, like in 'She-Hulk: Attorney At Law', where he forgets his Catholic upbringing for a minute as he gets "smashed" ("Daredevil F###s!"). That was fun and all, and we loved the comic moments and red and gold suit, but we all know 'Daredevil' really runs dark, blood-red, like his classic cameo in the epic 'Echo' series, that came from the 'Hawkeye' Christmas special where Kingpin made his M.C.U. N.Y.C. debut. Now he's running for mayor, like in the comics too, and where his Spider-Man to return the favour and better help the devil you know. We will have to wait until the kid with no way home is born again, himself, for a brand-new day. Even if Charlie Cox cameoed his voice for 'Your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man' too.

From the broken concrete of the terrific theme and titles of 'Born Again' you know it's back on again, as it all comes together to the beat of this jungle's streets. 'Daredevil' represents the kitchen he cooks in, and there's hell to pay this time out with an opening one shot to rival them all, with a new-look Bullseye that will truly break you, throwing everything, EXCEPT the kitchen sink, at everyone trying to pass the bar. From there it's clear to see that this gritty and raw show, may not always be as good as its Netflix street-level predecessor, but it comes real, real close. And it may be Mobb Deep dirtier in this new New York that's lost all hope of being a friendly neighbourhood when the big guy in the Yakuza suit is in charge. Daredevil's first meeting with Fisk in a diner feels like a hallmark homage to De Niro and Pacino in Michael Mann's 'Heat' (rest peacefully, Val Kilmer), and the only thing that doesn't pull its punches more than that, is his encounter with Frank.

The Punisher of the grizzly bear Jon Bernthal ('The Accountant 2', 'The Amateur') is about to have his own special for Disney like Halloween's 'Werewolf By Night', but just wait until he puts the hammer down here, as fanboy cops who don't understand his logo try to take his skull crown and put it on the front of their own police bulletproof vest. When you watch Cox and Bernthal together again, like their verbal brawl on the rooftop after trading hands, you realize that they were born to play these classic characters. Like Vincent D'Onofrio as the Kingpin (with all due respect to the late, great, game-changing Michael Clarke Duncan). And of course, the legends Hugh Jackman as The Wolverine, and Robert Downey Jr., as Iron Man, and now, the man in the iron mask, Doctor Doom. Ditto to Deborah Ann Woll (check out her podcast with The Punisher) and Elden Henson as Karen and Foggy, Matt Murdock's day one, fellow attorneys at law. Add Wilson Bethel's Poindexter and the Vanessa (Ayelet Zurer) that you should have never embarrassed Fisk in front of, and this 'Daredevil' feels at home.

More 'Marvel' cameos in a brilliant bank job for your dog day afternoons. Arty villains that you will make your Muse. Slick swordsmen you've seen before. And even a White Tiger that will have you clutching your sacred amulets, as he makes this street-level hero supernatural like a Captain America skit on 'The Boys'. 'Daredevil: Born Again' has it all. Police procedure and corruption. Courtroom drama that even 'Joker: Folie à Deux' couldn't sing at. And a collection of compelling, new cast members. Most notably, Margarita Levieva (who really can save herself), Nikki M. James, Genneya Walton, Arty Froushan, Ruibo Qian, Clark Johnson, Zabryna Guevara and the son of a 'Soprano' Michael Gandolfini, doing his lookalike, late, great father James proud as he stares down a man even scarier than Tony. Yet, it's the story of Kamar de los Reyes that is truly heartbreaking. The 'One Life To Live' actor sadly lost his battle to cancer before this show aired. This tragedy was met by the awful shame that he didn't get to see his performance and the reception it received. Clawing away at a classic performance as the White Tiger we could have seen an echo of in a one shot, origin series. Yet we know his family will continue his legacy, as he will be born again, every time we watch his work. This is for him. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Daredevil', 'The Punisher', 'She-Hulk: Attorney At Law'.

Monday, 14 April 2025

#AcrossTheStreams - Mr. & Mrs. Smith/Cross/Zero Day/Becoming Karl Lagerfeld



Every week we used to run a feature called 'DVD Week' (where did I put my false teeth?), where we would take a look at the best movies, new and old, that we'd been watching recently. As that is about as old hat and dated as finding love on an app, let's pivot to our new feature 'Across The Streams' (we see you, 'Ghostbusters'), where we recommend the T.V. shows we've been binging on streaming services. Here's a fantastic four...

By TIM DAVID HARVEY

MR. & MRS. SMITH (Amazon Prime): The 2005 film of the same name is how Hollywood heavyweights Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie met...and we all know how that turned out. Now, the Amazon Prime (thank you, Depa) show stars a breakout Maya Erskine and Childish Gambino himself, Mr. Donald Glover. With showrunning and directing from the only Donald we mess with's, aside from "Duck", 'Atlanta' team of Hiro Murai and Francesca Sloane respectively (plus a production team headed by brother Stephen Glover), this feels like another classic like the previous best thing on T.V. We won't reveal how many hit actors are on this guest star list, but even without them the combustible chemistry between Glover and Erskine makes this epic explosive. And what Donald says about parents and kids is everything. We can't wait for a second season. 4/5.

CROSS (Amazon Prime): Cross your heart and hope Aldis Hodge kills it, like he did as Hawkman in 'Black Adam'. James Patterson burns through books like the opposite of 'Fahrenheit 451', and there are 30, and counting, books in his 'Alex Cross' series. When it comes to the big-screen, both the legendary Morgan Freeman ('Kiss The Girls', 'Along Came A Spider') and Hollywood hit-maker Tyler Perry ('Alex Cross') have played Patterson's courageous and compelling cop. From airport book, to script page-turner. Now Hodge gives us the 'Cross' series for Amazon Prime (thank y..) in a darker D.C. with even more depth to the James Bond of black cop characters. These police stories and their procedures are given much more room to breathe over a series run, and we could see this streaming for seasons, like Patterson's prose stocks shelves. 3.5/5.

ZERO DAY (Netflix): The 'Heat' of fellow 'Irishman' and 'Godfather' Al Pacino did it, now it's time for Robert De Niro to hit the small screen. Besides, he already beat his friend and former rival, the Stallone to his Schwarzenegger, when it came to making comedies. 'Zero Day' on Netflix is the end of the world as we might just know it in real life, right now. No R.E.M., just a nightmare. With a bigger doomsday device than Robert Downey Jr. returning to Marvel as the man in the iron mask. This zero dark thirty may be too serious and too close to home in this present day, but De Niro delivers as a former president we'd elect, not shy to subtly jab at the current one, like he does, not so subtly, in real life. Add a crack cast of Lizzy Caplan, Jesse Plemons, Bill Camp, Dan Stevens, Matthew Modine and Angela Bassett as a POTUS we can all get behind (except those guys who love to post hate comments from their car profiles), and this day is anything but a zero-sum game. 3.5/5.

BECOMING KARL LAGERFELD (Hulu & Disney Plus): The oldest of this bunch may just be the best...looking. Doing for 'Becoming Karl Lagerfeld' what Ewan McGregor did for 'Halston' (Netflix) and all those who hate Calvin Klein's clothes (can't beat those briefs, mind you), Daniel Brühl is brilliant, looking the part in each costume change, tailor made to play Lagerfeld. The 'Rush' actor and Marvel baddie Baron Zemo has so much depth and nuance as Karl, but it's Théodore Pellerin who will steal your heart in a show that has everyone from Marlene Dietrich to Yves Saint Laurent for your styling. Not to mention the city of Paris, that comes alive like a character in this six-part French drama you can also watch in English (is that Brühl doing both?), but shouldn't. Even if it is hilarious to hear Homer Simpson say the "merde" equivalent of "DOH!" the next time I put on Disney Plus. That's almost as haunting as the choral theme tune that could give 'Squid Game' a run for its notes. 4/5TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Sunday, 13 April 2025

REVIEW: SING SING


5/5

Beloved One

105 Mins. Starring: Colman Domingo, Clarence "Divine Eye" Maclin, Sean San José, David "Dap" Giraudy, Patrick "Preme" Griffin, Mosi Eagle, James "Big E" Williams, Sean "Dino" Johnson, Dario Peña, Miguel Valentin, Jon-Adrian "JJ" Velazquez, Pedro Cotto, Camillo "Carmine" Lovacco, Cornell "Nate" Alston & Paul Raci. Screenplay: Clint Bentley & Greg Kwedar. Director: Greg Kwedar. In: Theatres.

Dearly beloved, when we gather in cinema, it does something to us. The soothing solitude in these dark rooms takes us away from all our troubles and the ills of the word, and believe me there are many, if only for a few hours of brief respite. We already knew what it was like during corona. Without this love, and maybe the one you hold close as you experience the whole thing together, we'd surely go crazy. Yet these are the first world problems of a privileged society. In prison, there literally is no escape from the three walls and bars that pen men, some innocent, in. Yet there are all sorts of prison breaks. Think what you will about those sentenced to incarceration, but there needs to be an outlet other than the violence and anger that breeds in these grounds. Otherwise, what are we exactly rehabilitating? That's where the RTA (Rehabilitation Through The Arts) program comes into play. The one and their light-hearted dramedy play of 'Breakin' The Mummy's Code' by Brent Buell (alongside John H. Richardson's 'The Sing Sing Follies') that 'Sing Sing' is based on. Time travelling through the wild west with Egyptians and even Freddy Kreuger.

No, this movie from 'Transpecos' director Greg Kwedar (who also, alongside Clint Bentley scored an Academy Award For Best Adapted Screenplay Oscar nomination) is not about a singing elephant...although they do mention consuming a whole one. 'Sing Sing' concerns the most infamous American prison referenced in rap more than anything outside the rock of Rikers Island. The maximum security prison holds more than men who have done wrong, or been wrongly accused. It also houses artists, free thinkers, husbands, brothers, sons and men. Another A24 classic, and perhaps the best one, 'Sing Sing' is not really like the "further filming" of the Stephen King adapted 'The Shawshank Redemption' and 'The Green Mile' (although it does share a brotherly bond with both), it might just be better than both of those 90s icons. After his Academy nomination for 'Rustin', to go along with his redemptive role in the classic adaptation of 'The Color Purple', the 'Euphoria' of one of the best actors working today, Colman Domingo ('The Butler', 'If Beale Street Could Talk', 'Ma Rainey's Black Bottom'), hasn't dimmed (how could it?) with 'Sing Sing'. As a matter of fact, this might just be the spotlight of his compelling career, from 'Selma', to the Batcave of a voiced Bruce Wayne. And just wait until he delivers some Shakespeare. The crown is his.

Yet, he's wiling to share his throne like these actors, the equity of their salary. And not just with breakout best friend Sean San José (their cell to cell conversations echo Adam Sandler and Chris Rock's in 'The Longest Yard' remake) and legendary theatre director Paul Raci ('Sound Of Metal'), both heartbreaking and healing. Tears and laughter. There are actually inmates here from the theatrical program that give more than realism to the rawness of this movie as they play themselves. David "Dap" Giraudy, Patrick "Preme" Griffin, Mosi Eagle, James "Big E" Williams, Sean "Dino" Johnson, Dario Peña, Miguel Valentin, Jon-Adrian "JJ" Velazquez, Pedro Cotto, Camillo "Carmine" Lovacco, Cornell "Nate" Alston. They all deserve credit for the depth and humanity they bring to their powerful performances. So much so, we could have seen the first award presented in a cell. And that's not a cheap shot and trick joke...it would have been well deserved. For each and every one of these real actors that have already taken the stage and held their own as an epic ensemble. No more, though, than Clarence "Divine Eye" Maclin, whose name Colman's character, Divine G, is shared with in tribute. Dolmingo, may as well be that Divine, Maclin has taken everything else. His paper. His spot. His terrific turn at Hamlet that will even make The Bard blush...with envy.

The best Shakespeare you'll see outside of London's Globe Theatre in the British summers that need to be added to your bucket list...no matter how much it rains. Iconic, all the way down to the promotional poster art, 'Sing Sing', made for just 2 mill, and taking 5, is a five star certified classic. Domingo deserves his nomination for expressing ever emotion, as hope turns to hurt and back again for these incarcerated scarfaces looking to at least fly away in their minds eye, for some powerful visual moments, breaking the fourth wall and boring right into your soul. Yet Clarence is the most compelling in this slice of real life based on a far too true story. "Are you acting now?" That's a question that will break your heart. Yet nothing is realer than the true Divine Eye, who is looking for even more. Clarence Maclin (the forthcoming 'In Starland' star), is now a free man who now, as well as an actor, works as a youth counsellor, creative arts specialist, and gang intervention specialist. Roles which mean even more than this movie one...and this movie one means a lot. Echoing the 'Redemption' of Jamie Foxx giving us 'The Stan Tookie Williams Story' about the founder of the LA Crips gang, who reformed and was nominated for many a Nobel Peace Prize. Wanting to stay in jail and continue his work before he was executed (I love Arnie, but The Terminator should have saved him from the death penalty). Therapeutic and transformative. These men are more than their mistakes. Something 'Sing Sing' sings to the sky. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Rustin', 'The Shawshank Redemption', 'Redemption: The Stan Tookie Williams Story'.

Wednesday, 9 April 2025

REVIEW: MUFASA - THE LION KING


3.5/5

Kingdom Come

118 Mins. Starring: Aaron Pierre, Kelvin Harrison Jr., Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner, Tiffany Boone, Donald Glover, Mads Mikkelsen, Thandiwe Newton, Lennie James, Anika Noni Rose, Blue Ivy Carter & Beyoncé Knowles-Carter. Screenplay: Jeff Nathanson. Director: Barry Jenkins. On: Disney +. 

First thing's first, young Simbas, before we roar into this review and hold this live-action prequel high like a young cub above Pride Rock, we must pay tribute. And just like his words from the original 1994 animation, "Look at the stars. The great kings of the past look down on us from those stars. Whenever you feel alone, just remember that those kings will always be there to guide you. And so will I," we will always look to the stars in remembrance of the late, great James Earl Jones. A fitting tribute to the beautiful, booming baritone of a heaven sent actor (even if he did play the villain in another movie you might have heard of) to begin 'Mufasa: The Lion King', from 'Moonlight' and 'If Beale Street Could Talk' director Barry Jenkins, with a script from Jeff Nathanson (famous for penning Spielberg's 'Catch Me If You Can', 'The Terminal' and 'Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull'). The prequel to the 2019 live adaptation of 'The Lion King' that came out last year and plays a lot like the origin story of fellow 2024 movie, 'Transformers One'.

Head in the clouds, you know the Chilli Pepper tissue of who one of these characters becomes (and we ain't talking about Mufasa), just like with 'Transformers One'. Yet, in keeping with that fellow animated prequel, we're saying nothing. Let's take it back to the time moviegoers were thrilled with a twist without the internet (or a 'Terminator 2: Judgement Day' trailer), or even knowing there was one to watch for anyway (too late, my bad). Disney has enough to deal with in the flack they are receiving for churning out live-action versions of their animated classics (I refuse to whistle with a 'Steamboat Willie' adaptation, but now Mickey is public property), like their Marvel and Star Wars properties do spin-off T.V. shows. 'Snow White', of course, biting into that very poisoned apple of late. The mane problem with 'Mufasa', on the other paw, is that is it really necessary? No matter, now it's on Disney Plus, like 'Moana 2', a couple of weeks ago (we best wait for 'Snow White' to wake up here), it will play perfectly to the kids, like its CGI does alongside the real-life Disney Nature documentaries.

Now that we say goodbye to James Earl Jones, Aaron Pierre takes over the mantle of the Mufasa who would (will) be king. And whilst nobody walking this earth, even on all fours, could claw grab at the growling gravitas of Jones, Pierre more than holds his own, with some of the light beginning to touch the kingdom of last year's 'Rebel Ridge' breakout star on Netflix. The 'Krypton' and 'Old' actor (he's actually only 30) who also played Malcolm X in a 'Genius' miniseries has a commanding performance. And he's always wanted a best friend, too (or is that the other way around). And Kelvin Harrison Jr. ('Waves', '12 Years A Slave' and 'The Trial Of The Chicago 7') more than fits the bill as Sc...ahem, Taka, the lion prince. Alongside these dual, duelling lead newcomers are fellow pride rookies, Tiffany Boone, Lennie James and Anika Noni Rose. Alongside legends like Mads Mikkelsen and Thandiwe Newton lending their unmistakable voices. Just like the returning cameos of Seth Rogen, Billy Eichner (perfect as Timon and Pumbaa), John Kani, Donald Glover and Beyoncé Knowles-Carter (ditto as our leading lion and lioness), who introduces her daughter Blue Ivy Carter to the movie world like she did the biggest stage of the 'Beyoncé Bowl'.

With all these stars, this photorealistic production looks perfect...especially at night. When you can really feel the love tonight. James Laxton's cinematography is just that compelling. It scores, just like the sensational soundtrack from 'Hamilton's' own Lin-Manuel Miranda, complete with a collection of foot-tapping, sing-a-long instant earworms. Although, in this circle of life, nothing is touching Elton John's wonderful work with songwriter Bernie Taupin from the outstanding, original animation. That 1994 classic (yeah, we already feel old as it is) was amazingly done by first-time animators. And in its 30th anniversary celebration, highlighted by this prequel, even all the digital effects 'Mufasa' can muster, can't come close to the pride of the 90s. One of the decade's best pictures for the whole family, like 'Jurassic Park', 'Forrest Gump', or Disney and Pixar's own game-changing 'Toy Story'. Yet, you can still play with these lions as they paw each other, making box office bank (the sixth highest of 2024) that could never tank. It really puts its behind in its past. 'Mufasa' is moving, amusing and a majesty. And the last growl to roar, a perfect tribute to the spirit in the sky. For James. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'The Lion King (2019)', 'The Lion King (1994)', 'Transformers One'.

ANIME REVIEW: MY HAPPY MARRIAGE - Season 2


4/5

Marriage Story

12 Episodes. Starring: Reina Ueda, Kaito Ishikawa, Ayane Sakura, Hiroshi Yanaka, Kana Ueda, Mamiko Noto, Noriko Hidaka, Koutaro Nishiyama, Kenyu Horiuchi, Toshinari Fukamachi, Houko Kuwashima, Yoko Hikasa, Ryōhei Kimura, Kōsei Hirota, Hiro Shimona & Kenta Miyake. Screenplay By: Ami Satō, Takahito Ōnishi & Momoka Toyoda. Directed By: Masayuki Kojima & Takehiro Kubota. On: Netflix & Disney +.

Love and marriage continues on the second season of 'My Happy Marriage', streaming on Netflix and Disney Plus, amongst other servers. Despite the delays, one of the best animes out of Japan right now, still amazes. Directed by Masayuki Kojima and Takehiro Kubota, with a screenplay by Ami Satō based on the massive manga, 'Marriage' also has a matrimony of a lovely vocal cast, featuring, Reina Ueda, Kaito Ishikawa, Ayane Sakura, Hiroshi Yanaka, Kana Ueda, Mamiko Noto, Noriko Hidaka, Koutaro Nishiyama, Kenyu Horiuchi, Toshinari Fukamachi, Houko Kuwashima, Yoko Hikasa, Ryōhei Kimura, Kōsei Hirota, Hiro Shimona and Kenta Miyake. Picking up where the love story between Miyo and Kiyoka left off in a world where spirit and magic...and perhaps true love are real. There are also Grotesqueries, Vader villains and even allies dressed so much like Christian Bale in 'American Psycho' that they are about to ask to see Paul Allen's magic power.

Rich, vibrant, decadent and as real as anime almost gets, you should be happy the matrimony sticks after all this time. Book ended by two terrific theme tunes for your wedding song and registry. High society like 'Downton Abbey' engaged with Japanese traditions like another hugely successful, award-winning show, 'Shōgun'. Dipping into vivid dream sequences that feel like something out of the dark rooms of Eleven's mind in 'Stranger Things', matched with special-effect set pieces that the M.C.U. could only marvel at. The dream-sight of this power wakes up a whole new world of Edo era history meets, modern day Japanese innovation like a CASIO wristwatch. It's an animated universe you can believe in, even if these are just cells straight out of comic books. Anime is taken very seriously here in Japan, and to the aficionado watching world who lap it all up with dreams of making a trip out to the Far East, not even thinking about seeing the rising sun. This story and show feels like one to call mine, yours, ours and theirs. To have and to hold close.

The love is real, too, between our two leads. Earned and cherished, despite all those wishing to destroy their marriage, whether family or outside forces. Yet Kiyoka and Miyo's union is too strong for all of that. Like the tip of his blade, or the power of her silent grace. Ordeals, demons and an early Autumn threaten to break them apart, yet their communion is a gifted one. The dreams may be foreboding, but the vision is real. And just wait until you see the commotion of New Year in all its fireworks, like Summer Hanabi festivals in Japan. Traitors, tricks, twists and turns will keep you guessing, all the way until the epic end which 'My Happy Marriage' kept us waiting for, twice over when you figure in the punctuated penultimate episode. It's all good though, like mono no aware of falling cherry blossom this Sakura season about to pass. Perhaps this has something to do with the recent rumours that anime artists are getting underpaid and overworked, like Marvel special effects teams. It's been time to do something about all that. They deserve so much more. As long as we get a third season like flowers in bloom again next year. For now, that's all distant snow like the pure white anime artwork of the final episodes, heading for home like the Hokkaido feel. 'My Happy Marriage' is something we all wish for and would never leave, for the rest of our lives. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Ōoku: The Inner Chambers', 'Romeo x Juliet', 'Shōgun'. 

Monday, 7 April 2025

TV REVIEW: DAVID BLAINE - DO NOT ATTEMPT: Season 1


4/5

No Pain, No Blaine

6 Episodes. Starring: David Blaine. On: National Geographic, Hulu & Disney +.

Do not try this at home, or all around the watching world. When I first saw David Blaine, as a young teen, in that Peugeot GTI commercial, I was compelled. Did he really just throw a deck of cards at a car window, and the one chosen was on the other side of the glass (check those glass breaking, robbery skits, like the Cheez-It ones)? I had to try that for myself, when all my friends were drunk at a house party, and I had my boy slap a random card on the window from outside...you could clearly see his arm. Hey, at least it wasn't my awful cup and ball, disappearing trick, where you can obviously see the paper cup crumble as I pick everything up. Yeah, I watched the Masked Magician. This one, won't reveal his secrets, though. Even in a beautiful moment, when the cameras leave, and he shows how to do a signature trick to a group of kids in a South African magic school that's taught all races and faces together since apartheid. Inspirational.

Through countless specials, we've seen American magician David Blaine buried alive, be encased in ice in Times Square, and even in a box above London's epic Embankment for an experiment without food...he obviously hasn't rented in the Big Smoke before. Now, Blaine goes truly out his comfort zone for 'Do Not Attempt'. Streaming now on Hulu, Disney Plus, and National Geographic, like the fellow celebrity Gordon Ramsay ('Uncharted'), Chris Hemsworth ('Limitless') and Will Smith ('Welcome To Earth'...genius name) looks spanning the globe. 11 countries, 5 continents and 3 calendars, this six-part special (we hope has a second season) takes us to Brazil, South East Asia, India, the Arctic Circle, South Africa and Japan. Not to mention countless cities, which Blaine embraces like he does the black t-shirt department of your local clothing outlet. This man has done so much himself, wowing the world. Yet, seeing his real and raw reactions to the real life magicians he meets on the streets is a joy to behold. Reacting with more wows than Owen Wilson, bleeped out words than an episode of 'The Bear' and runaways like all those who used to be decked out by his card tricks.

And those old tricks in the finale episode here in Tokyo, Japan, will remind you of why you fell back in love with magic...and his art. At 50, David is still a Goliath in this industry. Wowing the next generations away from their smartphones...yet, his work is perfect for this TikTok time. Whether swallowing samurai swords, or lighting himself on fire (you really just going to walk to that jump, Dave?), Blaine plays through the pain, but shows you it's not a game. Especially when we start cracking bottles over our heads. Again, don't be a Jackass like Johnny Knoxville, this is for your home entertainment, not experiments. Kissing more snakes than your latest Tinder date, a beard of bees bigger than your Bumble hive, more Black Mambas than 24 and number 8 jerseys in Los Angeles, there's so much to be in awe of here. Case in point, when a make-up artist in the Far East makes a mask of David's face fresher than the rising sun. Yet, we're running our mouths too much, like those eating glass. We shouldn't spoil the rest of this, or we'll be a drag like that race. As the thread of this pulled trick brings all the old favourites back as well as a whole new world David shows us on Disney. Each city and country, given a title card that throws back to his 'Mysterious Stranger' ones in tribute to his muse Houdini, by the book. Even greater than 'The Mandalorian' concept art in closing credit. Just attempt to watch something bolder and better. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Welcome To Earth', 'Limitless-With Chris Hemsworth', 'The World According To Jeff Goldblum'.

Sunday, 6 April 2025

REVIEW: PIECE BY PIECE


3.5/5

One Piece

93 Mins. Starring: Pharrell Williams. Screenplay: Morgan Neville. Director: Morgan Neville. In: Theatres.

Brick by brick, 'Piece By Piece' is the feel-good movie of 'Happy', 'Get Lucky' prolific producer and amazing artist, Pharrell Williams' life. The former music N.E.R.D., who formed The Neptunes with producing partner Chad Hugo, has scored hits from everyone from Jay-Z, to Gwen Stefani. No doubt, or frontin' about it. But the sweet singer and musical mogul in his own right has had quite the life and times. Nothing is regular about the man who blurred lines, made music for millions and minions and also formed a Billionaire Boys Club in Tokyo, Japan for white t-shirts way more expensive than Hanes. Now, 'Piece By Piece' finds seat by seats in cinemas in the Far East land of the rising sun, we can just see how ahead of his time and in his prime Pharrell was. I'm sorry Mr. Carter for stealing your line, like a son of a b#### searching for goodwill, but he IS for real.

LEGO have made movies for everybody. From Star Wars to Marvel. You only have to log in to your Disney Plus to see just how awesome that all is. But now, following the Chris Pratt starring 'LEGO Movie' and 'The LEGO Batman' movie that might actually be the coolest caped crusader since Adam West's camp, films from the Danish construction company may seem as old hat as Pharrell's ones were big (after the trucker hat, Von Dutch like phase), but these brickfilm's are building their own universe like the M.C.U., or master builder K.E.V.I.N. Feige. LEGO blocks may sometimes feel as dated as the former futuristic beats of Pharrell and them, but it's still a trip. And the perfect one for the time capsule. Bringing the early days on Virginia Beach, with dreams of hearts in Atlantis, to life, like those times with Hugo, Shay Haley and Pusha T of The Clipse, grinding. Right in the same neck of the woods that Timbaland and Missy Elliott grew up in, honing their sound. It's no wonder the King of New Jack Swing, Teddy Riley, put down studio session roots here, giving Mr. Williams his first break in the biz. Them, plus a mountain of legos and big names, feature in this film. Some we won't spoil, but I'm sure you can guess all the rest, like, "he's a friend of mine". And just wait until you hear who his teacher is.
 
Knocking on your door, this 'ish really is bananas. P.H.A.R.R.E.L.L. And this really is his dog mess. Word to the hilarious poop emoji that keeps things PG-13 in this movie. Scripted and directed by Morgan Neville (who made the great Fred Rogers documentary 'Won't You Be My Neighbor?'), 'Piece By Piece' makes bricks out of the blockbuster music talent, like 'Better Man' (also out now in Japanese cinemas) made an ape out of cheeky monkey Robbie Williams. So take that, to anyone who thinks these biopics with a creative controlled twist are merely vanity pieces. Pharrell even throws shade at his own ego and arrogance in this film that at the start takes itself way too seriously, but in the end is just a love letter to all those who wanted to see him win. Even if in the end, that would leave him crying on Oprah. No matter, they're 'Happy' tears. There are almost as many Williams hits as there are LEGO bricks, and just as many artists who helped put him on...and this together ("what, what", superstaaar!), and this is what makes this performance piece so powerful and anything but child's play, Chuck. The Synthesia of this biographical documentary comedy is on an 'I Am Other' level. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Better Man', 'The LEGO Movie', 'Despicable Me'.

REVIEW: THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE


3.5/5

The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

122 Mins. Starring: Henry Cavill, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Henrique Zaga, Til Schweiger, Rory Kinnear, Henry Golding & Cary Elwes. Screenplay: Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, Arash Amel & Guy Ritchie. Director: Guy Ritchie. In: Theatres.

Gentlemen, start your tugboats. As dodgy as that may sound, you really should make an appointment with 'The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare' led by Superman Henry Cavill, now it's here in Japan, almost a year after its American release. The Guy Ritchie movie between shows for Netflix (his spin-off of 'The Gentleman' movie) and Paramount + (right now's 'MobLand' of Tom Hardy and former double-0 Pierce Brosnan), based on 'Churchill's Secret Warriors: The Explosive True Story of the Special Forces Desperadoes of WWII' by Damien Lewis (no, not that one), is the story of Winston's secret society of soldiers on the sea who helped the British beat Germany, as much as 'The Monuments Men' of America helped preserve all that loss art the führer was going to set aflame. If you like your Guy Ritchie films, like the timeless, throwback 'Sherlock Holmes' series, then this one is for you. As it Tarantino's it's way through the Nazis, dropping more shell casings than those 'Inglourious Basterds' did scalps.

Reuniting with 'The Witcher' of Cavill after their brilliant 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.', which deserves its own series (blame it on the other guy), 'Ungentlemanly Warfare' is all bullets, blood luster and bluster with almost as many screenwriters (Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, Arash Amel and some guy), as it does actors (Henry, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Henrique Zaga, Til Schweiger, Henry Golding & Cary Elwes), but that doesn't stop it from being a lot of bloody full, old bean. It's all beards and twirling moustaches for your mutton chops too, as after Guy's rich success of 'Aladdin' and 'The Covenant', Ritchie has another note, that feels more like his form, before taking on the forthcoming 'Young Sherlock' series, by the book. A cavalier Cavill is on fine form too, as the 'Mission Impossible: Fallout', 'Argylle' and 'Enola Holmes' star is having so much fun now he is no longer the 'Man Of Steel' and might just keep that beard for the Wolverine (but you were just leaving, if you want to know more). Flirting up a storm with other captains and checking out more coats than Mickey Rourke in 'Sin City'. Henry's army, in this Jerry Bruckheimer produced vessel, is a crack crew on this voyage. Even if this movie was a bomb at the box-office, that could sink the Bismarck. 

The Toff Guys include a big and burly Alan Ritchson, stealing the show with a Hawkeye marksman bow and arrow as he reaches for that 'Jack Reacher' violence. Alex Pettyfer having his nipples played with more than in 'Magic Mike'. A breakout Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Babs Olusanmokun getting his revenge after being bested by Timothée Chalamet in 'Dune'. Henrique Zaga, the 'Basterds' own Til Schweiger, M's Rory Kinnear as Churchill like Brain Cox, John Lithgow and Gary Oldman before him. 'The Gentleman' Henry Golding blowing s### up like he did the scene after 'Crazy Rich Asians'. And even the great Cary Elwes siding with us Brits. But it's 'Baby Driver' star Eiza González that will really run you over like she's shot you down. Especially when the singer, set to star in Ritchie's next escapade ('Fountain Of Youth') gets on stage for a more shocking reveal than Fassbender's fingers. Speaking the kings, this heavily fictionalized version of history also features Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond who was also a part of British Intelligence. Kinnear, Golding's rumours, amongst others. There are plenty of bonded links to James. Yet, it was believed Fleming based 007 on the character played by Cavill. Now, if that isn't an audition, I don't know what is. Jolly good show, old sport. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Inglourious Basterds', 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)', 'The Gentlemen-Season 1'.

REVIEW: HERE


4/5

Peas and Carrots 

104 Mins. Starring: Tom Hanks, Robin Wright, Paul Bettany & Kelly Reilly. Screenplay: Eric Roth & Robert Zemeckis. Director: Robert Zemeckis. In: Theatres.

'Here' lies one of the most criminally underrated movies of last calendar. And why? Was it because of what some trolls and conspiracy theorists on the internet said about Tom Hanks, trying to sully (no pun intended) his Hollywood good name? Is it because of the fear of an A.I. planet? Or, is it down to the fact that this fixed portrait of a film was too Hallmark, cheesy and corny for most, even at Christmas. Whichever poison you pick, one thing is clear, here is a big-three reunion that we've been waiting decades for. Tom Hanks, Robin Wright and Robert Zemeckis are like peas and carrots, and great directors again. Although Hanks and Zemeckis reconnected on the 'Back To The Future' and 'Romancing The Stone' director's live-action take of Disney's 'Pinocchio' (as Geppetto no less), after 'Cast Away' and 'The Polar Express'.

You only have to see Hanks in previous CGI form on that train trip, without the cowboy whip, to see that Zemeckis is a bold and beautiful director, willing to take chances. I mean, here's a guy that turned The DeLorean (a famous car amongst drug-dealers) into the positive image of a time machine that even Jules Verne would be proud of. Let's look at the rest of the road, with some Oscars, Golden Globes, BAFTAs and Emmys along the way. Before 'Space Jam', there was the animated live-action of 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit'. The horror hi jinks of before it's time black comedy 'Death Becomes Her'. A searching Jodie Foster in 'Contact'. A wounded Denzel Washington in 'Flight'. A high-wire Joseph Gordon-Levitt in 'The Walk' that served as a love letter to the twin towers. 'A Christmas Carol', 'Beowulf' (see, 'The Polar Express'), and Steve Carell's miniature world of 'Welcome To Marwen'. There's a wonder to his work.

And now, 'Here', based on the 1989 6-page comic story by Richard McGuire that became a 300-plus page graphic novel in 2014. Adapted in a screenplay by Zemeckis and Eric Roth. So make that a fantastic four reunion (like this summer) for the 'Forrest Gump' insider who also wrote 'The Curious Case Of Benjamin Button', 'Dune' and 'A Star Is Born' (which he was all Oscar nominated for), to go along with the Academy nominated movies of 'Ali', 'Killers Of The Flower Moon' and 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close', with Hanks. Now, this nonlinear family drama, simultaneously screen subdivided into separate, multiple panes of stories, tells the story of a single plot of land and the inhabitants that call this place their home.  Echoing 'The Tree Of Life', the great Terrence Malick's most divisive film, which is actually my favourite. Not to mention David Lowery's 'A Ghost Story', and the 'Cycles' episode of Disney's 'Short Circuit' short films that does everything this film does, and more, in mere minutes.

Sure, some may not like this picture put in a frame, but in a Hollywoodland world of one-shots that doesn't even give the cameraman a break for lunch, this fixed one really works. Some may feel it's fake, but it would make for a sensational stage show, but a lot of costume changes for all the players here, like 'Downton Abbey's' Michelle Dockery and all them dinosaurs. As for the Generative Artificial Intelligence. Say what you will, I promise I didn't use it to edit this piece, but the de-aging of Hanks and Wright will make you think Forrest is run, running again. You'll forget you're not watching an old film, or them as they are now...and wait until we get back to the future, too. As a Hummingbird flaps its wings from the Spanish flu to COVID-19, World War II and the Lay-Z-Boy, a hallmark Hanks and Wright work wonders together. As do the parents of 'WandaVision' star Paul Bettany, bottoming and diving deeper (like Colin Farrell in 'Saving Mr. Banks') and 'Yellowstone', 'True Detective' and 'Sherlock Holmes: A Game Of Shadows' star Kelly Reilly (reuniting with Zemeckis after their 'Flight' plan), never better. There's also wise words about worry in this world in a picture-perfect portrait of parents and the family they make in the frames of all our lived in living rooms and homes. 'Here' is something we can all understand. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Forrest Gump', 'The Tree Of Life', 'Short Circuit: Cycles'.