REVIEW: WEAPONS

4/5

RUN!

128 Mins. Starring: Josh Brolin, Julia Garner, Alden Ehrenreich, Austin Abrams, Cary Christopher, Justin Long, Toby Huss, Benedict Wong & Amy Madigan. Screenplay: Zach Cregger. Director: Zach Cregger. In: Theatres.

Finally watched 'Weapons' last night, and now I'll never ever be able to watch 'Naruto'. The Summer smash from the States that, like fellow scary 'Sinners', they're calling one of the best blockbusters of the calendar, finally rises with the sun in Japan, this fall. A land no stranger to being hallowed when it comes to horrors that haunt. But this truly terrifying and twisted picture is so scary it may even send that girl back into the well. Ringing up the receipts on the first of the month, where movies are discounted to half-price, mere weeks after Ethan Hawke dialled us in for the 'Black Phone 2' sequel that also supernaturally scared and scarred the s### out of us. Weaponizing our greatest fear, and a seemingly safe as suburbia, white-picket fenced America, writer and director Zach Cregger ('Barbarian') has just turned himself into the mainstream Ari Aster. All of a film inspired by Denis Villeneuve's 'Prisoners' and Paul Thomas Anderson's 'Magnolia' for this one battle after another.

There's more to this pre- and post-Halloween hit than meets the averted eye though for your jovial jump scares (I mean what genre can still truly affect us to the core, in this desensitized age, like this one?). Because this is no murder mystery, Agatha Christie. It's a horror mystery, with knives out. Redefining the genre, whilst also giving something to the 'Only Murders In The Building' tenants with this haunted house. The tense twists and cackling coils will really keep you guessing at this marvel, and it's going to take Thanos and a Silver Surfer to solve it (not to mention Wong). Originally though, it was meant to be Mr. Fantastic himself, Pedro Pascal, but filming was pushed back, due to the Hollywood labour disputes, and then schedules got conflicted (perhaps it was Aster's 'Eddington', here in Japan, later this month). At 2:17 AM, every kid, bar one, from a teacher's class woke up, got out of bed, walked downstairs, opened their front door, and ran out into the dark, arms wide, never to come back. Now, imagine trying to explain that one.

'Ozark' star Julia Garner tries to do her level best, in a film which she pilots from her first act perspective. With this, and the aforementioned 'Fantastic Four' redefining, in the same Summer, the former Netflix favourite's stock is soaring, like this gross film that's grossed $268.3 mill off of a 38 million dollar budget. She gives this crowd pleaser more nuance and depth, just like the underlying themes in the underbelly of this, and America. Whereas Brolin seems born for this position, as the 'Sicario' star is so good, his helpless father's anger could take the claws out of Hugh Jackman's in 'Prisoners'. Elsewhere, Benedict Wong is brilliant in principle, as a head trying to keep everything together and not lose his. Whilst 'Solo' and 'Ironheart's' Alden Ehrenreich cops a great character alongside Austin Abrams' ('Chemical Hearts', 'Wolfs') stoner looking like the walking dead. Yet in this epic ensemble, featuring the likes of Justin Long and Toby Huss, it's legend Amy Madigan (OH MY GOD, THAT'S HER FROM 'UNCLE BUCK'!) that will scare you senseless. And child actor Cary Christopher, who will show you his nerve. Bewitching a spell on you. 'Weapons' more than makes the grade. TIM DAVID HARVEY.

Further Filming: 'Black Phone 2', 'Prisoners', 'Barbarian'.