3.5/5
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Wednesday, 9 April 2025
REVIEW: MUFASA - THE LION KING
3.5/5
ANIME REVIEW: MY HAPPY MARRIAGE - Season 2
4/5
Monday, 7 April 2025
TV REVIEW: DAVID BLAINE - DO NOT ATTEMPT: Season 1
4/5
Sunday, 6 April 2025
REVIEW: PIECE BY PIECE
3.5/5
REVIEW: THE MINISTRY OF UNGENTLEMANLY WARFARE
3.5/5
The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
122 Mins. Starring: Henry Cavill, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Henrique Zaga, Til Schweiger, Rory Kinnear, Henry Golding & Cary Elwes. Screenplay: Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, Arash Amel & Guy Ritchie. Director: Guy Ritchie. In: Theatres.
Gentlemen, start your tugboats. As dodgy as that may sound, you really should make an appointment with 'The Ministry Of Ungentlemanly Warfare' led by Superman Henry Cavill, now it's here in Japan, almost a year after its American release. The Guy Ritchie movie between shows for Netflix (his spin-off of 'The Gentleman' movie) and Paramount + (right now's 'MobLand' of Tom Hardy and former double-0 Pierce Brosnan), based on 'Churchill's Secret Warriors: The Explosive True Story of the Special Forces Desperadoes of WWII' by Damien Lewis (no, not that one), is the story of Winston's secret society of soldiers on the sea who helped the British beat Germany, as much as 'The Monuments Men' of America helped preserve all that loss art the führer was going to set aflame. If you like your Guy Ritchie films, like the timeless, throwback 'Sherlock Holmes' series, then this one is for you. As it Tarantino's it's way through the Nazis, dropping more shell casings than those 'Inglourious Basterds' did scalps.
Reuniting with 'The Witcher' of Cavill after their brilliant 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E.', which deserves its own series (blame it on the other guy), 'Ungentlemanly Warfare' is all bullets, blood luster and bluster with almost as many screenwriters (Paul Tamasy, Eric Johnson, Arash Amel and some guy), as it does actors (Henry, Eiza González, Alan Ritchson, Alex Pettyfer, Hero Fiennes Tiffin, Babs Olusanmokun, Henrique Zaga, Til Schweiger, Henry Golding & Cary Elwes), but that doesn't stop it from being a lot of bloody full, old bean. It's all beards and twirling moustaches for your mutton chops too, as after Guy's rich success of 'Aladdin' and 'The Covenant', Ritchie has another note, that feels more like his form, before taking on the forthcoming 'Young Sherlock' series, by the book. A cavalier Cavill is on fine form too, as the 'Mission Impossible: Fallout', 'Argylle' and 'Enola Holmes' star is having so much fun now he is no longer the 'Man Of Steel' and might just keep that beard for the Wolverine (but you were just leaving, if you want to know more). Flirting up a storm with other captains and checking out more coats than Mickey Rourke in 'Sin City'. Henry's army, in this Jerry Bruckheimer produced vessel, is a crack crew on this voyage. Even if this movie was a bomb at the box-office, that could sink the Bismarck.
The Toff Guys include a big and burly Alan Ritchson, stealing the show with a Hawkeye marksman bow and arrow as he reaches for that 'Jack Reacher' violence. Alex Pettyfer having his nipples played with more than in 'Magic Mike'. A breakout Hero Fiennes Tiffin. Babs Olusanmokun getting his revenge after being bested by Timothée Chalamet in 'Dune'. Henrique Zaga, the 'Basterds' own Til Schweiger, M's Rory Kinnear as Churchill like Brain Cox, John Lithgow and Gary Oldman before him. 'The Gentleman' Henry Golding blowing s### up like he did the scene after 'Crazy Rich Asians'. And even the great Cary Elwes siding with us Brits. But it's 'Baby Driver' star Eiza González that will really run you over like she's shot you down. Especially when the singer, set to star in Ritchie's next escapade ('Fountain Of Youth') gets on stage for a more shocking reveal than Fassbender's fingers. Speaking the kings, this heavily fictionalized version of history also features Ian Fleming, the creator of James Bond who was also a part of British Intelligence. Kinnear, Golding's rumours, amongst others. There are plenty of bonded links to James. Yet, it was believed Fleming based 007 on the character played by Cavill. Now, if that isn't an audition, I don't know what is. Jolly good show, old sport. TIM DAVID HARVEY.
Further Filming: 'Inglourious Basterds', 'The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)', 'The Gentlemen-Season 1'.
REVIEW: HERE
4/5